One of my buddies
writes the worst blurbs.
Every time she sends them to me,
I cringe.
I don’t say anything though.
Why?
Because she gets results
with those bad blurbs.
She sells her manuscripts
to publishers.
(They then write their own blurbs
for the readers)
I’m told
I have the world’s ugliest resume.
I haven’t bothered changing it though.
Why?
Because I get every job
I want to get.
The resume is ugly
but it works.
There are plenty of things
that don’t work
for you to fool around with.
If something works,
don’t tweak it.