The Troll Index

One of my buddies
tracks
what he calls
the Troll Index.

He’ll post a photo
on social media
of himself
wearing a mask.

Then he’ll count how many trolls
comment on that post.

A high number of trolls,
he’s found,
correlates to a COVID surge.

Trolls are usually paid
by entities to stop
actions from being taken.

More trolls
means more concern
those actions will be taken.

Which means
if you want
that action to be taken,
push HARDER
when the trolls are raging.