A loved one
is late for everything.
He’s known for being late.
It doesn’t surprise anyone.
Yet some people
ask him to do things
and expect him to be on time.
They, for some reason,
think they’ll be
the exception to the rule.
That is either
extremely arrogant
or extremely stupid.
The man is going to be late.
It is better to count on that
than count on being the exception.
I see people
making these types of decisions
all the time.
Walmart doesn’t usually
accept man titty on covers.
But MY book will be the exception
because it is so d*mn good.
I’ll give it a man titty cover
and count on Walmart stocking it.
If you plan to be
the exception to the rule,
don’t be disappointed
or shocked
or angry
if your plan doesn’t work.