There are a few people
who are privately exactly like
they are in public.
There are even fewer people
who are nicer
or easier going
privately
than they are in public.
Most people are worse,
much worse.
The average person is much nicer
and much more easier going
in public
than in private.
When I see someone
behave badly
in public,
I assume she is
the ‘average’ person
and is MUCH worse
in private.
Remember that
when you’re at a public function.
Any bad behavior
will be assumed to be
your best behavior.