I received an email promoting an event.
At the end of the email, I read this…
“We will begin at 6 p.m. sharp.
Please be on time!
No Cancellation after Wednesday October 17, 2007
and No shows will be charged .
Advanced Registration Required.
Payment required in advance by credit card only.”
Was this sent to a bunch of high risk attendees?
Nope, professional accountants.
And it was for a bowling night.
With this fun, fun email,
what do you think attendence was?
(I don’t know… I didn’t go)
They lost me at “advanced.”
If you’re going to get all persnickety on my a**, you’d better do it with correct grammar.
LOL
They lost me at “Please be on time!”
with the exclamation point.
What am I… five years old?